Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland
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Loot the Dead Dude

Haphazardly Built Lazer Pistol (Breaks After 1st Shot)


Drug Effects

Medusa's curse. Gain the petrified condition.


Total Bummer!

Rolled a fumble or a 1 on the attack roll? Let the gods of Khaos seal your Doom! (Fortune or Class Points cannot be spent to alter the outcome of the total bummer roll.)
Your folly shall be inscribed in the halls of fools for all of eternity. Lose 2 Fortune Points, and everyone treats you like a simpleton.


Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland
A gonzo vomit-punk post-apocalyptic cassette futurism table top RPG. A visceral mash-up of 80s/90s pop culture mixed in a grimdark blender and barfed onto the table!
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