Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland Random Generators & Roll Tables
Loot the Dead Dude
Mega Fizz 3 Liter (Nacho Flavor Blast Extreme)
Drug Effects
Cosmic Overlord: grants same abilities as Mind mystic: unlocking the road map that is a squishy humanoid brain to reach it's true potential. While under the effects of the drug, the user gains the ability to cast 1 random spell 2 levels above their current level (any class). In addition grants the user true sight, permanently.
Total Bummer!
Rolled a fumble or a 1 on the attack roll? Let the gods of Khaos seal your Doom! (Fortune or Class Points cannot be spent to alter the outcome of the total bummer roll.)
Winding up for a mighty blow, your opponent anticipates it and turns your helmet backwards (pulls robe over your eyes, armor up over head…depending on the situation). They manage to disarm you and throw weapon 15 feet in a random direction. Spend the next turn picking up your weapon or readying a new weapon.